Coming Soon:

Two posts I hope to complete this weekend:

1) Retarded Mansions They're Building in my Neighborhood a/k/a a 10,000 Square Foot Behemoth on a Zero Lot Line.

2) I See Your Blinker, and I'm Not Letting You In, Because You Knew You Had to Merge Over, And You Didn't, So You Can End Up on 826 North to Hialeah For All I Care, Dipshit.

Look for them soon.

I have to go eat fancy meals now.