I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Good job, losers.

I'm livid... and have taken to hiding the Facebook Status Updates of those who are cheering what happened among the Massholes. (I'm allowed to call them that, being one generation removed from almost calling soda "tonic," and because, even being a generation removed, I put my clothes in a "draw.")

But it's not them I'm mad at. I'm mad at my dishwater-faced, saggy-assed Party, who can't capture the fucking flag, and run the motherfucker back home.

SERIOUSLY?!

You people (the Federal legislative branch) are just the worst, and I blame each and every one of you for losing the forest for the trees, and along the way, your SUPERMAJORITY. Sure, I guess you did some good things this year... but for right now I can't remember a single thing you've done this year that's memorable... which is sort of... um... AMAZING, considering you've had a year to just STEAMROLL some shit through.

Now anyone that blames the Dems for the economy is a retard, because just like you can't walk into a Fraternity House at 11:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning and throw a State Dinner there at 8 p.m., you've got to make do with what you inherit... and all we could do was hold stuff together until the economic scabs formed and started to heal...

But everything else... puh-leeze.

It also doesn't help that we ran a baggy-eyed chick with a sad Twiggy shag, whose name is almost MARTHA MOXLEY (and really, thinking about her is just depressing), against a silver fox who I'd bang like a screen-door in a hurricane in a hot minute.

I don't blame the Dems for losing this election - I mean... did you SEE the Republican candidate? Is it hot in here?

I blame the Dems for wasting a year. They had the opportunity to focus, funnel, and strike, and they didn't.

And they're really starting to piss me off with their dithering. It's like... grow some effing balls, for Chrissake. But now I suppose it's too late for that. So, here's an idea, Jerk-os, survive the inevitable fillibuster. Set a new record. BUT GET. STUFF. DONE. In the year you have left. DO IT.

/end Rant.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is really hot, isn't he?!

9:02 AM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

In a word: yes. :)

11:04 AM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

I have never (to my knowledge) dated a Republican. That said, I have no idea what the political leanings of my hookups are... So, anything's possible.

7:13 PM

 
Blogger Rootietoot said...

Here's what I think:
The entire legislature should be scrapped, just kick everyone out, and only allow people to be elected into it who have never served before. Then only let them stay 8 years, and never serve again.
Granted, there's issues with that, but there's issues with giving them tenure (I know, theoretically they can be elected out but career congressmen abound and it's a bad idea)

4:34 AM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

RT - I could sort of be on the same page...

Anonymous - Um. Thanks for your useless contribution, as I do not read Chinese.

9:08 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Can I rant on how the entire Congress gets to dictate what happens to me in DC, but I don't get to vote for any of them? Give DC some representation. We promise only to elect Democrats. :)

8:04 AM

 

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