I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Monday, June 26, 2006

My list of interests.

Dr. Bronner's Magic Peppermint Soap, sunshine, mangos, Joe Allen Hamburgers, working too much, being oblivious, LegalArt, sailing, skiing, sunning, riding bikes at night, gluttony, being hairy, BLTs, amphibians, having a healthy sense of entitlement, calling temple "Schul," not going to "Schul" for years, falling asleep during plays and seminars, being smarter than you, watching TV, not watching TV, getting my come-uppance, mashed potatoes, hypochondria, the Middle-Patuxent River, soup, snow peas, giving people nicknames, The Tornado Club, Taco Bell, Hot Sauce, Indian Food, Woodward & Lothrop, Hutzler & Co., breaking things clumsily, olives, North Face Puffy Jackets, scheming, Wolfie Cohen's Rascal House, giving people complexes, Dotty's Dumpling Dowry, Mid-Century Furniture, Mediterranean Food, Case Study Houses, Fox's Sherron Inn, The Arts & Crafts/Prairie School of Architecture, Monte Cristo sandwiches, Biscayne Boulevard between 16th Street and 90th Street, belts with whales on them, American Crew Forming Cream, mayonnaise salads, armchair liberal political activism, voting, being a "Me-Generation" Yuppie Democrat, performance art, pissing and moaning, The Smithsonian, getting worked up about Washington Post articles, making charitable donations, Madras plaid, looking bored, talkin' shit, square glasses, collecting celebrity porn, Old Magazines, Sangria, high-octane gasoline, Christmas Music, shaking babies, white noise, old French whores, the Player Piano at Jaxon's Old-Fashioned Ice Cream Parlor, Jazz-Age Swing, Listerine, The Mai-Kai, denying the elderly their constitutional rights to play illegal slot machines, loudly and inadvertently blurting out offensive comments in public, and generally being a two-dimensional, disengaged, and shallow person.


Blogger Kara Alison said...

York Peppermint Patties didn't make the list? What the eff, dude?

All I can think about are peppermint patties....mmmmm

3:33 PM

Blogger SuperBee said...

Isn't peppermint soap enough? I'll point out that Cadbury Creme Eggs didn't make this list either. They simply didn't cross my mind. Although now they have. Shaking babies, though, celebrity porn, and old French whores... definitely made the list.

By the way, I tried to call you on your birthday the other day, but you changed your phone number. Ass. :)

Send it to me.

5:52 PM

Blogger Rootietoot said...

om my word. Dr. Bronner's is the most phenomenal stuff on the planet. I brush my teeth with it once a week, knocks those coffee stains right out.

7:16 AM

Blogger SuperBee said...

YOU CAN BRUSH WITH IT!? I'm going to go home and eat some soap tonight!

9:19 AM


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