An Open Letter to Myself and then one to Elizabeth Taylor
Dear Yourself,
So, you bought a Mercedes-Benz today, huh? Yikes. Don't crash!
Love,
You
Dear Elizabeth Taylor,
Wow. Okay. That White Diamonds commercial, you know...the only White Diamonds commercial, the one that didn't make any sense in 1989 when it first came out? Still doesn't make sense. AND, it's really annoying to watch your sixteen-year-old helmet hair. Honestly? I'd rather see you drooling in a wheelchair, being pushed around by Michael Jackson than some strange Tunisia-inspired dice game from almost 20 years ago on TV. Your perfume probably stinks, but your commercials definitely do.
Love,
Me.
posted by SuperBee at 8:37 PM
3 Comments:
Hey there,
Congrats again on the Benz. I feel like I'm high class just by association.
Oh, and I stole your open letter idea. I don't have the expertise that you do just yet, but give it time...
Hugs!
Kara
9:51 PM
was it a c230 kompressor?
12:00 PM
Si. C230K Sport. :)
4:06 PM
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