An open letter to White Evangelical Christians:

Dear White Conservative Evangelical Christians:

Imma let you in on a little secret: you're right. There is TOTALLY a Jewish Homosexual Conspiracy, whose sole purpose in life is to demean you and spew venom about you. You are truly being discriminated against.

Right on, I can't believe you actually figured it out!!!

Fucking morons. Stop boycotting things, and shut up. You guys have it pretty good if all you have to complain about is weird portrayals of Jesus on an NBC show... Think about it. And shut. the fuck. up.

Love,

The rest of the World.