Celebrities that Bug Me Part II

3) Kirsten Dunst: You were so cute in Interview with the Vampire. One would have thought that with that movie, you at least would have had the two thousand dollars it took to get braces. I mean, we were like 12 and 13 at the time...prime braces time.

But ya didn't, did ya, Kirsten? Ya didn't. Now, every time we have to watch your pasty, spindly-legged characters gasp and swallow their way through any scenes, your bad acting is accentuated by crooked, gray teeth.

Hey - here's an idea - less with the red wine, more with the Invisalign, and let's try some Crest White Strips, kay? You're gross. You wear gross clothing, your hair is gross... Ugh. You're like a translucent cave lizzard with gnarly teeth. Cap those bitches! I'm sorry! But like... who keeps casting you!? Does anyone think you're hot? Or Good? The Brits must eat you up...

4) Jennifer Love Hewitt: In response to MM's comment... eh. I don't love her or hate her. Is she really that bad? I watched some movie the other day with her as a L.A. socialite (Is it bad that right now I can't figure out how to spell Los Angel*s?) with Joey Lawrence playing her gay friend. I thought the movie was mildly entertaining. Do we really hate her that much, Mer? Cuz if we do, I'll jump on board...