I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Don't stalk Garrison Keillor.

Memo to the Public:

Please do not stalk Garrison Keillor, send him dead beetles, mummified alligator feet or write graphic love letters to him.

Also, please do not rustle around his home.

If you make him stop producing "A Prairie Home Companion," to which I sometimes enjoy listening on "Nerdy Weekends," because he's scared of being stalked, I will hurt you. It's rare that I hear Minnesota accents nowadays, and the lilt of a North-Midwestern accent is comforting to me.

So, as usual, it's all about me.

Thank you.


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