I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The way to my heart is through a bottle.

Most of my clients are fucking nuts.

By fucking nuts, I mean certifiable. Crazier than me (even though I'm not that crazy.)

Despite the fact that all my nutty Cuban clients are batshit insane, I get along with all of them.

I'm a pretty amiable person. People, generally, really like me. Apparently, my clients do too and they don't mind the fact that it takes me eighty million hours to draft a two sentence enclosure letter to them, because I'm busy checking Stuck on the Palmetto every sixteen seconds, in the hopes that it's not really closed down in reality fo' reeeelz.

But it is.

Anyhoo, I'm what the people call a "drinker."

I drink. Then I suffer. Repeat.

There must be something about me that screams, "BUY ME HOOCH!" because my clients have glommed on to the fact that papa likes to knock 'em down...

The other day my craziest client showed up with a bottle of rum with a pineapple slice in it. Cheesy, but appreciated. Someday that bottle will make good emergency supplies.

And today I got a bottle of...

...

Okay. Midway through blogging that, I found out that Stephen is coming to stay with me next weekend...

Cluck all you want, I'm a glutton for punishment...

Uh...

I'm excited. And now anxious. I have a lot of cleaning to do...

Fuck.

4 Comments:

Blogger Rootietoot said...

*tsktsktsk*
maybe the pineapple rum *will* come in handy.

I'll try to make sympathetic noises after next week.

eedjit.

6:09 AM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

Lol. I know.

But it's been almost two years... hell, it actually HAS been two years since we were like together-together...

He took a four month sabbatical in California on a job before we broke up, beginning at Christmas and ending in April...

Like I told one of my friends, it'll just be nice to have something familiar... to love and to hate. Dating otherwise sucks.

I'm picky.

8:24 AM

 
Anonymous abbs said...

well just be careful xoxo

9:58 AM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

I will, Abbs. I don't think there will be any tomfoolery going on. I don't think my lil' heart can take it.

6:20 AM

 

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