And Also: Mary Steenburgen

Okay. Mary Steenburgen. I think Mary Steenburgen is an anomaly, because, to me, she's one of those actresses that gets better looking with age. Which, you don't tend to imagine in women. Sorry, but it's the truth. Like, Patrick Dempsey - better looking with age. Dame Judi Dench -- Not.

I saw Mary Steenburgen in Step Brothers, and she's also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm lately, and, like... for a chick in her 60s [EDIT: 55], she looks pretty good. Like... a hot Diane Keaton, who you don't want to stab, or beat with a hambone, cus she's not all snobby-seeming like that smug Diane Keaton.

But I digress:

Do you remember her in Back to the Future II [Edit: Back to the Future III], when she played someone's love interest...

I mean, like... Bllllllllech!

She was like a 60 year old 35 year old, and I mean that in the worst possible way. I really do. Even her voice had wrinkles and age spots... and her voice and age spots probably had to use vaginal lubrication, because of vaginal dryness caused by advanced menopause. You get my drift.

And she remained that way for the 1990s and early 2000s. But now that she's actually starting to reach... like, TRUE middle age, she's looking better. Now that she's on the cusp of elderly, she's growing into herself.

I mean, you really can't dispute the evidence:

Then:


And now:




Thoughts?