I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Friday, January 14, 2011

Shortest, most disgusting Restaurant Review Ever.

I spent $32.00 today for a diet Coke and a wilted salad with steak on it at Morton's on Brickell. I've been pissing said salad of my rear for the last four hours. I should have known that a restaurant that smelled like sewer gas walking in, was destined to give me sewer gas on the way out.


Blogger Jim Winters said...

maybe they need a gourmet food truck?

7:52 PM

Blogger SuperBee said...

I think Morton's considers itself too fancy-schmancy for food trucks. And anyway, I hate to say it, but they've blown their shot with me... Bad food AND the runs? I wouldn't even go back to Delmonico's (if it still existed) if that's what I walked away from...

7:10 AM


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