Sorry, Andy,

Your Grandma's dead because she couldn't pay for her pills. On the plus side, my family has just upholstered four sofas with endangered tiger pelts!!! And little Barbara just had a pair of Ugg boots made out of Rhino skin! We're jetting off to London now, on someone else's AmEx card. If you think what we're doing is wrong and against the rules, we'll just change 'em!

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