I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Dear Simmons Family:

Dear Gene Simmons and Simmons Family:

You're sort of like my family. I want to be an adopted child. We'd get along well. You're all smart and funny and Jewish. Your dad is kind of like my dad.

Everyone gets along well...and is funny, like in my family.

And on top of everything else... you're super rich.

Adopte me.




Blogger Rootietoot said...

Do you mean...like...Gene Simmons from Kiss? Surely not, You're not old enough. Is he doing one of those appalling shows like what-his-name Ozzie the Bat Eater?
Tell me you mean someone else.

4:45 PM

Blogger Rootietoot said...

BTW-very nice, the Delano. Closest I've ever come to that sort was 2 weeks in the Fontainbleu in 1980. I had my first Cuban just down the road.

Sandwich. Cuban sandwich. Food.

5:39 PM

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11:13 PM


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