An unselfish prayer:

Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu melech ha'olam: (Blessed art Thou, O Lord, Ruler of the Universe)

Please smite down the Denver Cast of the Real World. You can spare the Southern Baptist Homo, if you want, only on the condition that he's my boy-toy for a little while until I get sick of him. Then, you can smite him down too.

I have never seen a cast that I have so strongly disliked so quickly.

Lord, you are a just and merciful God. Please kill those retards. For the good of humanity, so they don't reproduce.

Amein.