New Pet!
'Member my pet bird, Mistake, that I had for about 12 hours last week?
I have a new pet! The gecko that lives under my bed.
I'm gonna call him "Sneak."
Because he sneaks around.
I wonder how long until I find Sneak's mummified remains in one of my shoes.
Gross.
2 Comments:
Between the lizards under your bed and the floating feces, you're making Miami sound like a dream come true.
7:09 AM
Still waiting for you and Vanessa to come visit.
7:27 AM
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