I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Friday, February 25, 2011


In less than 12 hours, I will be lining up for my glass and my bag and my everything to get into the Grand Tasting Tent at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival.

This is my favorite thing to happen every year in Miami Beach!!! (Along with Art Basel.)

I'll be wearing an eatin' shirt, camo-shorts, and will have a beard. I will also be belligerently drunk, with a wineglass strapped to my neck. If you see me, tap me on the shoulder (step back so I don't hit you) and say, "hi!"

But don't lick my face. That's happened before at this Fest, and I don't respond kindly to it...




Blogger Rootietoot said...

I'm going to go to that one day. I'll expect you to do what you can to escort me. i'll make it worth your while.

4:07 AM

Blogger SuperBee said...

It was pretty awesome. I'll totally bring you with, but I gotta say, I'm hurtin' today. Wandering around for hours in sand makes for wounded calves the next day.

I also gave myself a concussion, but... pobody's nerfect.

5:01 PM

Blogger Rootietoot said...

What did you do? Get in a fight? Fall over after too much pinot noir? Who would drink pinot noir in Miami anyway?
WV sez 'exicidi'were you too excidi?

9:00 AM

Blogger SuperBee said...

I never get in fights. I do, however, fall off of backless benches and/or other structures (such as bicycle racks) that one should not sit on... and I fall backward. Onto my back. And my skull. I'm also pretty certain I may have cracked a rib near my spine. Win.

6:13 PM

Blogger Rootietoot said...

OW! Wrap that rib, and refrain from falling off of things for a while, ok? Can't say that I've ever fallen off something, but I crash into things all the time.

8:22 AM


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