I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Sunday, July 10, 2011



Have you noticed that this year is "Roachier" than normal? Yeah. Me too. Where ever I go, I see roaches. They're in my swimming pool. They're in my lobby. They're running down the sidewalk. They're in the garage at Midtown.

Big. Awful. Roaches.

Roaches on Washington Ave.

Roaches at 9th and Meridian.

Roaches with wings and icky legs. Brown nuts zig-zagging around.

Terrible. Horrible. Freeze-with-terror. Roaches.

All of South Florida should be tented. Right now. Kill the fuckers. Kill 'em dead. But not with the bottom of your shoe. The crunch + roach goo on your shoes = vomit-inducing. Chemicals. That's the way to go.


Blogger Rootietoot said...

It's the same here! It's been really dry, so they come into the house looking for victi...I mean, water. WHY?!! Why not crickets? At least they're kinda cute and the cats will eat them.

8:14 AM

Anonymous dude said...

roach motels - absolute miracle workers and last a long time.

11:25 AM

Anonymous Squathole said...

Look closely -- they might be Tea Party recruiters.

12:30 PM

Anonymous florida vacation rentals said...

Truly horrible! Nobody should have to see their icky bodies on a daily basis!

2:26 PM


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