I know just what to do! Do you?

Dum-Dum.
Deedle dum-dum.
Dum-dum.
Deedle dum-dum.
There was a turtle by the name of Bert.
And Bert the turtle was very alert.
When danger threatened him, he never got hurt!
He knew just what to do!
He'd duck! And cover!
Duck! And Cover!
He did what we all must learn to do!
You, and you, and you, and you!
Duck! And cover!

http://www.cddc.vt.edu/host/atomic/civildef/duckncvr.mov

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/02/AR2005050201454.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/graphic/2005/05/03/GR2005050300035.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/03/AR2005050300381.html

Good thing my house isn't shown in the major fatalities zone! Oh, wait! That's because the wind is blowing a few degrees off Northeast, and not straight north! Hee-hee-hee!!!