I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Dear Verne Troyer:

Dear Verne Troyer:

Enough.

That new Geico Commercial you're in - it's officially time to retire from the spotlight.

I'm embarassed for you. Between that and your Surreal Life antics...

You make me nauseous and leave me with a bad taste in my mouth.

You were great as Mini-me. And you had your fifteen minutes. But it's like four hours and thirty eight minutes later. You gotta get going. Do it now, while it's still somewhat graceful.

Love,

Me

1 Comments:

Blogger Jessica said...

WHY DID YOU TAKE OFF YOUR LAST POST?!?!? WHAAAAAAAA

6:51 AM

 

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