Dear Verne Troyer:

Dear Verne Troyer:

Enough.

That new Geico Commercial you're in - it's officially time to retire from the spotlight.

I'm embarassed for you. Between that and your Surreal Life antics...

You make me nauseous and leave me with a bad taste in my mouth.

You were great as Mini-me. And you had your fifteen minutes. But it's like four hours and thirty eight minutes later. You gotta get going. Do it now, while it's still somewhat graceful.

Love,

Me