Never mind, Tancredo.

Miami, this "First World City," has pressured the Rusty Pelican not to allow Tancredo to speak there (under the threat of Boycotts of their delicious [read: Diarrhea-inducing] Seafood and well-spread [read: cold bacon, rubbery homefries, and desserts that leave you with a distinctly petroleum taste in your mouth] brunch). Also the Rotary Club has canceled his invitation to speak.

Stifling unpopular viewpoints - "a highly American trait."

Whatever. Res Ipsa Loquitur as we say in the "Lex." If I were Tancredo, I'd be wearing quite the smirk right now. The wise and erudite denizens of this hellhole have given credence to everything he was talking about.

I only hope this makes the National News: HUFFY PUFFY MIAMI TO USE THREATS OF VIOLENCE AND ECONOMIC SANCTIONS TO CENSOR AN UNPOPULAR OPINION THAT THE CITY DOES NOT FOLLOW AMERICAN IDEALS AND MORES.