I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Woah. It's finally distasteful.

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To see the Affidavit of some... Doctor? Funeral Director? that they had better release Anna Nicole Smith's body from the Morgue toute suite lest she be less aesthetically pleasing.

That's not an issue for Jews. We don't look at our dead. No embalming, no viewing, Taharah.

That's a strange concept for me - that they want to release the body so she's as pretty as she would be alive. (Psst! Not possible.)

So, that's the first issue -- weird, that people are filing affidavits saying, "Bury her or she won't look nice at her viewing!!"

Second issue: Where did they get this affidavit? It's not time stamped from the Broward County Clerk's office. Where did it come from?

Third issue: That is the same notary stamp I have!

Fourth issue: This is a journalistic newsworthy-ness lowpoint. Absolutely... awful, sickening, and pandering to the basest of human curiosities. And I wish I wasn't sort of fascinated.

Here. Learn something. They didn't teach us this in Hebrew School, huh?

6 Comments:

Blogger Rootietoot said...

Just burn me. Put me on a pile of oak logs and reduce me to a smoldering pile of coals. Toast marshmallows over me. Do it the day after I die.

Did you kow that in Alabama, you *must* by law, be embalmed, even if you're going to be cremated? How stupid is that?

9:39 AM

 
Anonymous Adrienne said...

Superbee, I know that you went to Broward County Courthouse and photocopied this out of the file. You disgust me!

10:32 AM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

RT - Even Jews? We're not ALLOWED to be Embalmed!

Adrienne - I totally did. But that's the thing... there's no File Stamp in the upper right-hand corner! This wasn't filed in Court! So where did it come from!?

12:16 PM

 
Blogger Sweet Daddio said...

I don't think there are any Jews in Alabama. That, or they know enough to die in Georgia or Mississippi.

3:42 AM

 
Blogger Rootietoot said...

Ok that was me, not SD.

3:43 AM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

I was wondering why S.D. sounded like you... :)

I imagine there are two or three of us. I mean, didn't you ever see Driving Miss Daisy?

6:30 AM

 

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