I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Monday, March 05, 2007

For Nancy

These were all done for a very special Lady.

Don't worry. For as awful as they are, she got me back, plenty.

Nancy's a crawdad suckin', football playin', catfish wranglin' Alabaman through and through, right down to her thick Mobile accent.

Which makes these pictures all the more hi-larious. Ain't that right, sug? Although, I'll admit, it's difficult to write in Paintbrush anyway... even more so when you're drunk in your 6:30-8:30 Business Associations class, not paying attention to the intricacies of Meinhard v. Salmon, and hastily drawing up offensive Paintbrush images to put in a Powerpoing Presentation about how your friend is an inbred Southern hick.


Blogger Nancy J. said...

Oh dear lord....I can't believe you kept those. I remember when you drew those and all I could think was thank the lord that there are no other asians around. They might've lynched you.....do asians lynch people? :) By the way....we're totally already in the northwest...which has not been great yet. But it's actually sunny today, so that's a plus....

2:23 PM

Blogger Benjamin said...

You know "Superbee" I think I feel a hate crime coming on. I didn't realize I was going to have you hitting on my wife through cyperspace. You people!

I would like to clear up a couple of misconceptions from your posts and Nancy's comment.

1. Nancy isn't that Southern. She talks back to me all the time, insists on having an opinion, and dinner is never waiting on the table when I get home from work. Hell, sometimes I even have to cook ... for both of us.

2. The Pacific Northwest is awesome. It takes me 10 minutes to get someplace 10 miles away, 12 year-old girls don't walk around with their thongs hanging out, and everyone here, and I emphasize everyone, speaks English! Imagine my surprise every time I encounter service industry workers that understand what I'm saying and don't expect me to speak a foreign language.

7:08 PM

Blogger SuperBee said...

Get the fuck out! Both of you guys!? Who's happier than me?! No one.

Mrs. NJN-R - Silly Nancy - there are no Asians in Miami! Just you! And you don't even count. You stopped being Asian when you used the word "lynch," which is awesome. I don't know if I told you by the way, but you looked stunning in your wedding pics!

Benny - I've missed being "hatecrimed." It's even typed, I can hear you threatening me. It warms the cockels of me heart! (By the way you also looked dashing at your wedding, and I mean that in an entirely non-sexual, and completely complimentary way.)

First I would like to tell you that as soon as I can get my ass in gear, I may be your neighbor in Seattle. I. Love. The Pacific Northwest. And I'm jealous you guys live there.

Secondly - Ben, have you heard your wife speak? She makes Dolly Parton sound like a Yankee. She may not be an Obedient and Domestic Southern, but your wife's a Good Ole Boy alright.

I miss you guys! Move back home!

7:48 PM

Blogger SuperBee said...

Ben - Correction - the phrase "It's even typed, I"

Should read "Even when typed..."

7:50 PM


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