I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Thursday, October 23, 2008

On Undecided Voters:

“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

- Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters

7 Comments:

Blogger eldesaparecido said...

What if you're a vegetarian?

6:28 PM

 
Anonymous Carlos Miller said...

"What if you're a vegetarian?"

That's obviously a Nader vote.

6:37 PM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

Heh. Nader.

Desaparecido - a wise cartoon once sang, while doing a conga-line, "You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad!"

7:47 PM

 
Anonymous Adrienne said...

"I've made enough gazpacho for everyone"

1:43 PM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

Adrie - GOLD STAR! :)

2:35 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not even a line crediting that to my email? hrmph!

3:02 PM

 
Blogger SuperBee said...

~ Courtesy of L.Yel.

8:07 PM

 

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