I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Whatever floats your boat.

Polygamists are now borrowing the gay activist approach to gaining acceptance for Polygamy.

Never mind that I'm sure that many of these polygamists are staunchly against my right to marry another guy; my approach to their struggle is: If it floats your boat, go for it (although I wish they'd take a step back and give me that same courtesy.)

I don't care if you have one, two, three, eighteen wives. As long as everyone is happy and fed, and not beaten, and not molested, go for it. It's not my thing, and I once knew a guy in a three-way gay relationship, which seemed like too many cooks in the kitchen (and I never figured out how the sex worked...and they all slept in the same bed!)

But we're all trying to be happy here, and live our time on this planet in the best way possible for us... so honestly - if you have two wives? Or if you share your husband with a couple other people? More power to ya. Yeah, it's curious for the rest of us, but does it affect me? Not really. So rock on with your Viagra and your Hamburger Helper and your thirteen kids. Keep 'em clean, keep 'em educated, and keep 'em working, and you're okay in my book.


Blogger Rootietoot said...

I've wondered why it mattered. I mean, why? What would happen if all the people so busy putting all their energy into how many wives or what kind of spouse or who gets custody of the dog...well...what would happen if they focused on starving and abused and exploited folk? The mind boggles.

10:16 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do gay men have a 3 way? hmmm may i suggest the well known "finger cuffs" from chasing amy. also referred to as "the wobbly h" or "london bridge" take your pick.

1:06 PM

Blogger SuperBee said...

RT: I agree.

dmbmeg: Oh, I can well imagine the physical aspect of a three-way - I've seen enough gay Porn. It's not the phyical that I wonder about, but the logistics - like what if one isn't in the mood? Do the other two have to abstain so as not to exclude? If not, and the not-in-the-mood-one wants to sleep, do they still pork on the bed while he reads a book and finishes a mug of tea?

It's these issues that I am curious about. Of course, they imagine that all sex takes place in the MasterBedroom... but... you get my drift. So many variables! Three personalities would make it complicated, I wager!

3:03 PM


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