Miami Herald Gem of the Day
Oh, Miami Herald. You never disappoint.
Some raggedy bar burned down, leading to this gem:
"Investigators believe the blaze is a result of arsonists, in part, because a surveillance tape taken Thursday morning from a nearby business shows two men getting out of a car and deliberately setting the building on fire."
I think that stupid quote speaks for itself.
posted by SuperBee at 5:52 AM
2 Comments:
Shocking. But also, not really. God, I miss that paper. Written by non-English speakers on a 2nd grade level.
7:06 AM
"deliberately setting the building on fire."
Gee, ya think?
newpapers are like that, it seems. They are as vague and coy as possible, until politics are involved then they can be as wrong as the Pope on birth control, and no one calls them on it.
11:53 AM
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