You know what I hate?!
Toilet paper.
It's like there's no happy medium.
There's the fluffy kind, that shreds into dingleberries, and there's the thin-ply variety that's like using waxed paper, and completely unsatisfying.
But if you go back to the dingleberry kind, that also makes you feel sort of awful, because it shreds.
I think bidets are the way to go; as I don't have one, showering is usually my elected course of action.
And it takes up a lot of time... showering when I get home from work.
Why must we poo? Why can't we just hack up pellets like owls?!
Labels: Poop, showering, toilet paper, wasted time
posted by SuperBee at 4:23 PM
5 Comments:
This is why I love you - move to NYC so we can hang out again. PLEASE
4:54 PM
you must have an incredibly hairy behind. Certain members of my family are hairy-arsed and whine about the same issue. The things one can discern from simple statements...
5:12 PM
Hoogs - Okay. Soon.
RT: ::Mouth opening and closing::
I'm glad you're not my mother. I wouldn't have gotten away with ANYTHING. :)
6:16 PM
Solution: Baby wipes. Kind of like toilet paper, kind of like a bidet.
10:08 PM
gross. and the anonymous commentor could have been me, because i want you to move to NYC too. but alas, it was not.
FYI--i hate the "p" word and discourage it's usage by my friends in front of me.
and the hairy assed comment kind of made me throw up in my mouth. just a little.
6:19 PM
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