Globe Trekker...
How often do you think Ian Wright from GlobeTrekker gets laid because he's like, "Oi! Imma gai frwam Glabe Trekkah!"
Or, some chick runs up to him and is like "OMG, ARE YOU ON GLOBETREKKER?!" and he's like, "Yeah, fancy a shag?" and she's like "Totally!"
And then they go have sex?
I'll bet it's happened. And it makes me sick to think about.
posted by SuperBee at 7:41 PM
4 Comments:
It's the accent. For some unaccountable reason, American babes totally dig Aussie accents. It's all "I'm a foriegner who can skin a snake with me teeth" as opposed to Euro accents that are all "I'm a foreigner who sits down to pee". you know, hairy knuckles and stuff.
8:31 AM
re: your comment on my site
the "bad thing" in case you were wondering, is a boy. he has read my site a few times, so i don't want to give him the satisfaction of knowing i got this upset over him. but this one hurts...
11:29 AM
Ugh. I hate them. Boys SUCK.
Try not to be sad. Just throw yourself into a year-long bout of depression, drinking and celibacy like me! YAY!
11:49 AM
i was in a somewhat 5 month long bout of drinking in celibacy....until this chap had me fooled that i should just stick to drinks...and kind of half celibacy (if you know what i mean). i'm just more pissed at myself that i fell for it. hook, line, and sinker....
3:42 PM
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