Porcupine Racetrack

Mike, Sara, and Laura this one's for you. Courtesy of Kamil.



Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack.
Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack.
Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine racetrack.
Watch them porcupines go!

Go you porcupines, go, go, go!
Go you porcupines, don't be slow!
Go you porcupines, go, go, go!

Or I'll lose lots of dough.

It's a marvelous day, at the Porcupine Racetrack.
We'll watch them little porkies run.
The sun, the track, and porcupines.

The recipe for fun.

Racing form Mr. Johnson?
Why thank you Jimmy. Here, get yourself a licorice whip.

Have I got a pick for you boys!
This porcupine has to win.
He's strong and fast and ready.
And loaded up with gin.

I'm putting my dough on Lightning, cause it says that he's a sure thing
And the odds are 5 to 4...
But boy I hope that he's not slow or otherwise then this here Joe will be back on skid row!

I know that I'm a sinner, but I really need a winner, or the orphanage will close.
So God if you're above, and it's orphans that you love, then please help the porcupine I chose.

I'm the slowest porcupine in town, but knowing that don't get me down. It's just that they don't see. So when they blow that whistle, I will move my little bristles cause there's nothing stopping me!

At the Porcupine, Porc-upine,
Racetraaack, Racetraaaaaaack.

Ahh! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh.....