Hey Naomi Campbell -

Hey Naomi Campbell -

I hope you go to jail. Maybe then you'll stop hitting your maids and throwing phones at them.

Who do you think you are? You're an aging model who's a notorious bitch. And you're not even as interesting loud as Janice Dickinson...

Get over yourself. Shut the fuck up, and try being nice to people. Gaining a reputation for being mean to people, for most of us, fell by the wayside at the end of middle-school.

And all of us learned that it's not okay to hit when we were 2. Maybe a seven-year stint in the pokey will teach you some humility and some goddamn manners. Doubtful... but maybe.