I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Friday, May 19, 2006

A good testimonial I wrote:

When my friend Abbey got engaged, I wrote the following Testimonial for her on Friendster. It's a "shandah" that it doesn't get seen more often. In fact, lots of what I write deserves more publication. So here it is:

Dahling, what a gorgeous stone. Merle Fleischmeister plotzed with envy as I kvelled your simcha. Oy! Such mazel! I'm in a bit of a tzimmes with Mel and Barbara Feinstone, as it appears that we've both bought you and Douglas the same Tiffany Seder Plate and Kiddush Cup. Well, I don't think I should have to return mine - I've already had Tiffany engrave it with your engagement date and Hebrew Names! I suggested they buy you the matching Bessamin and candlesticks, but you know that Barbara. She's still bitter that her left nostril and bosom are slightly larger than the right and is about as flexible as her septum (not very!) I still think that the first to engrave wins. I figured that you were starting to draw up the Guest List... Oh, and Barbara also made some allusion to your ring being a Cubic... Kain-ahora and Poi-Poi! Whoops! Did I say that? I just thought you should know... And after you got her Karyn such a lovely wedding gift...


Anonymous Abbey said...

You are just too adorable, funny, handsome, charming, intelligent, stylish, dashing, interesting, smart and overall fabulous for words! No wonder we are friends!

2:03 PM


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