Bad. Commercial.

The Pizza Hut thin crust pizza commerical? Where the ladies sit around seductively crooning about thin-crust pizza and some bald 70s leftover thinks they're talking about having thinning hair?

It's retarded. No one will ever, and I repeat, ever, sit around fantasizing about someone with thin hair. Bald? Sure, can be hot. Thick, wavy (whatever) hair? Of course. Thinning hair? Riiiight. It's a stupid commercial that makes me think that some balding 40-year-old loser who didn't wash his hands when he went to the bathroom, is making my pizza, as thinning hair and dandruff rain down upon its cheesey countenance.

Horrible. Horrible and disgusting.