Oh, yeah, and also:

L'Shanah Tovah to all my Jooz!

(And remember, everyone else: Saturday is my BIRFDAY! So... you know... buy me stuff.)

In case you've been living under a rock...

Here's the Leave Britney Alone! rant, which brought stifled guffaws to my grinning mouth.

I almost cried. But cried with laughter, not with the pain of an overly-emotional fan.

Without further ado: