I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

High tide? Whaaa?

Having driven through eight inches of seawater on my way to and from work for the past two days, I'm glad to hear that Belle Island Blog is posting "high tide warnings" from the City of Miami Beach telling us that high tide will cause flooding around 10:00 a.m. tomorrow.


Thanks, City of Miami Beach Department of Already-Known-Information.

Ugh. We all know. We know it's going to be floody and crappy for the next two days. We've already figured it out, because we have to drive through it, and then get our cars washed at least once a day.

Boo-urns. Didn't we just get high, high tides in June?

For all the people who don't believe in Global Warming and rising sea levels... um... move to Miami Beach.

It didn't used to flood like this, this extensively, this often.

And to the City of Miami Beach - WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, ISN'T WORKING. FIX THIS.

To all the Carwash Owners of Miami and Miami Beach - enjoy your bonanza days.

And to the Moon: Screw you.