Nuts.

Trip to Orlando officially canceled. Now, thankfully, only a three-inch pile of Leases in front of me to summarize, instead of the daunting nine-inch pile yesterday.

Stupid job. Stupid adulthood.

At least as long as I stay in tonight and go in to work a little tomorrow a.m., hopefully, I'll be done by like 11 and then it's the Miami Beach Art Deco Festival! Ha-chaa!

Farah and I are going to take a Walking Tour! And then we'll buy some visors, fanny packs, and pretend we're from Minnesota. (No offense, Meg.)

Oh, and I lost my first hearing today. That's not a terrible track record, a year and a half and only one "MOTION DENIED."

It was a useless motion anyway. I had to really scrape together some shit to make it even semi-credible. Then my boss seemed sort of surprised when it wasn't granted, but I was like "Uh, that was utter bullshit, and... I would have had no faith in the Judicial System if it were actually granted."

Meh.

Okay. Back to summarizing leases for stores in South Florida Malls. Sound fun?

If so... you wanna do it for me so daddy can go out drinkin'?

What a fabulous link!

OOH, I love Miami Club Drama.

Peep this, Peeps!

An entire blog dedicated to Miami Beach Club Feuds!

Read up, y'all!

Cameo (a/k/a Crobar) is reopening? Wasn't that supposed to happen in October?