ON WHY I AM COOLER THAN MOST PEOPLE:

Everyone else is all like, "OMG! I LOVE THAT NEW SONG, PAPER PLANES BY M.I.A. THAT'S ON THE COMMERCIALS FOR PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!"

And all my friends and I are like, "Duh, losers. Kala (the album it's on) has been out since like... a year ago... But it's still a pretty sweet album."

Shiiiit.

The. End.