I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Friday, March 03, 2006

Guest #1: "Hey McMellon, you gellin?"
Groom: "I'm Gellin and Zinfandellin, and so's my new bride, Helen McMellon."
Bride: "I'm so happy, my eyes are wellin'!"
Guest #3 "I'm Gelling!"
Guest #1 "You're so not gellin'."

I'm sorry. Am I the only one who loves the "I'm Gellin'" commercials for their...out and out badness?

They are bad... and badass.