I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Unbreakable Jars!

I had an epiphany.

Unbreakable jars.

There was never any "demand" for unbreakable jars. What happened is the price of plastic jars became cheaper than glass jars. The jar-packagers realized that they'd make bigger profits by switching to plastic, but needed a reason to tell the public why they were switching; because "Greater Profit Margins on dispensing the same amount of product" didn't have the same ring as something else... perhaps something like


And that's why the "Unbreakable Jar" format, while yes, a good idea, became so popular!

Dear Chaser:

Dear Chaser Hangover Pills:

Oh. My. God.

You might actually work. I'm alternately speechless, and thrilled. Really?! You really, actually work!? I can go bouncing around Art Openings, and then go to Twist and Mac's Club Deuce, drinkin' and drinkin' and getting quasi-hammered, and still function the next day?!

All for having taken two pills after ever couple drinks?!

You're the shizzle, my nizzle.

I love you. Thanks. Thanks for helping me re-claim my weekends!

Love always,