I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka. So...have a heart?

Monday, October 06, 2008

Dear All of my Friends:

Dear All of my Friends:

Please stop moving away from Miami. I was cool with it after law school -- I got it then. Then I made new friends. Now they're leaving. Not so cool with it anymore - I'm not as fun as I used to be, so making new friends = unnecessarily hard work.

So, you know. Stay.


Fondly yours,