Everyone hates Diane Keaton.

You guys know I hate Diane Keaton. So does everyone else. (So what if the following is taken slightly out of context?)

"Woody gives a funny little valentine
to 'Hall' of fame performer They dated for years. He put her in seven of his pictures. But Monday night, at the Film Society of Lincoln Center tribute to her, Woody Allen said Diane Keaton isn't much to look at. "She's not beautiful in the conventional sense," the Woodman offered. "By conventional sense, I mean pleasing to the eye. With her black clothes, hat, sensible shoes, she always looks to me like the woman [in "A Streetcar Named Desire"] who comes to take Blanche Du Bois to the sanitarium." Fumbling for something nice to say, Allen allowed that Keaton is "punctual. And she's thrifty. And she has wonderful handwriting."

Hah.