Just a thought about my beard:

Have I mentioned lately how good I look with facial hair?

I haven't?

Oh.

Well, I look great with this new beard. I don't know why I didn't grow any sooner. This beard is TOTALLY working for me.

And now, my beard and I (ha! it works on two levels!) are going to go get drunk at that new Japanesey bar place next to the Jetson's Publix.

But the beard - I suggest everyone grow one. It totally upped my stock.