Some thoughts:

*** That Schick with Titanium commercial says the word "Titanium" too many times. They should only say it thrice. I think they say it four times. It's definitely too many.

*** France is going to ban smoking. What the hell is up with that?! When I think France, I think wandering around, smoking almost anywhere. And it's a pleasant memory. Don't make it go away.

&&& To the Residents of South Florida that drive the 826 south in the evening: Yeah. The road has shifted, and we're on a new stretch of highway. But it's new. That means you can go faster because it's safer or...whatever. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THAT MEANS YOU CAN GO MORE THAN SEVEN MILES PER HOUR. YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

*** Biking through Coral Gables at night is sort of like being in 1952. It's awesome. I love it.

The end.