OMG!! SBF&WF!!!

In less than 12 hours, I will be lining up for my glass and my bag and my everything to get into the Grand Tasting Tent at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival.

This is my favorite thing to happen every year in Miami Beach!!! (Along with Art Basel.)

I'll be wearing an eatin' shirt, camo-shorts, and will have a beard. I will also be belligerently drunk, with a wineglass strapped to my neck. If you see me, tap me on the shoulder (step back so I don't hit you) and say, "hi!"

But don't lick my face. That's happened before at this Fest, and I don't respond kindly to it...

YAY, TEAM!

LET'Z GET KRUNK'D!