Larry the Cable Guy
I'm posting the below-link, not because I think it's funny. At all. In fact, I think it's pretty retarded. I'm posting it, because "Lurry the Cable Gah" don't rilly talk like that.
In fact, he speaks at the same pace that I do... And with no discernable Southern Accent. Maybe because he's from PALM BEACH COUNTY.
When he's not on stage... I wonder how he orders meals... at the Shore Club?