Jacques Offenbach wrote the following song, which I think I sang Junior year in high school with Choir. Although I could probably sing anything I sang in High School from memory, this particular song sticks out... I think you'll see why.
Please excuse us, mister, we don't want to bother, we only want to know
All of us are neighbors, so we're very curious, why do you look so low?
Give us all the lowdown, did you reach a show-down with your last lady love?
Do you feel a let-down, 'cuz you've lost your love, OHHH?
Did she keep you waiting, did she break your date?
Please elucidate, please elaborate
Did she treat you badly, was she very bad?
Did she make you mad? Are you very sad?
Did she? Did she keep you waiting?
Did she? Did she treat you very badly?
Are you very sad, are you so very sad?
Was she a very rich man's daughter
Who showed that she was not all you thought her?
When with your songs of love you sought her,
Were you dowsed with water poured down from above?
Did you beat her, try to choke her till you made her pout?
Did her father take a poker, did he throw you out?
DID YOU BEAT HER, AND CHOKE HER, AND KNOCK HER ALL ABOUT?! OHHH??!!
Please excuse us, mister, we don't want to bother, we only want to know
All of us are neighbors, so we're very curious, why do you look so low?
Give us all the lowdown, did you reach a show-down with your last lady love?
Do you feel a let-down, 'cuz you've lost your love, OHHH?
Did she keep you waiting, did she break your date?
Please elucidate, please elaborate
Did she treat you badly, was she very bad?
Did she make you mad? Are you very sad?
Did she? Did she keep you waiting?
Did she? Did she treat you very badly?
Are you really sad, are you so very sad?
Please elucidate! Are you very mad?!
Please elaborate, Are you very sad?!
We are curious indeed, we are curious indeed!
Did she make you mad? Are you very sad?
We are curious indeed!
Was she bad? Are you sad?
DID SHE MAKE YOU MAD?!