I totally swear...

That soon I will put something new and exciting up. I'm busy now though. So here, for your viewing pleasure, are two links:

www.sconnie.com

http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html (This one is actually really interesting...especially so, because I only scored a 48% on Yankeeness, despite the fact that both of my parents are from Boston, and I still have odd lingering vestiges of their accent in my speech patterns... not enough, apparently, to qualify as a real Yankee. Nancy Neely, the Asian Alabaman will be quite pleased.)

"Hayyy Y'awwwl! Oh mah gawwwwd!!"