Soap was a good show.

Soap was a good show.

It also had a great theme song.

And it had Richard Mulligan and Katherine Helmond.

Oh my god. Richard Mulligan is DEAD! Doctor Harry Weston is DEAD!

For SIX years!

Shit!

Thank god Katherine Helmond is not.

I saw Kathy Griffin tonight. She was hilarious. And there was a lot of guy shopping. Note to self: Make gay friends. Figure out how gay people operate.

And reintroduce Soap to the Gay community. Again. (See how I pulled that all together full circle?)

Bo Derek is a Horse Nerd.

Hey Bo Derek: Shut up Aren't there much more pressing issues than people in France who want to eat Horse?

God. They're ANIMALS. If people want to eat them, LET THEM EAT HORSE.