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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Ideas for ThisIsWhyYou'reFat.Com

1) Hotpockets Meatball & Cheese Sub Lasagna:

Special equipment:

Tall sided roasting pan.


~ A shitload of Meatball & Cheese Sub Hotpockets
~ Spaghetti Sauce (probably a lot)
~ Mozzarella Cheese
~ Ricotta cheese

You'll probably need to pre-bake the Hotpockets, before using them as noodles. You know how it's done. Layer of sauce, layer of hotpockets, layer of ricotta & mozzarella, layer of sauce, layer of hotpockets. Repeat.

2) PattyClub


~ Breaded and fried chicken patties
~ Mayonnaise
~ Provolone Cheese
~ Ham
~ Turkey
~ Tomatoes
~ Lettuce

Cook the chicken patties, then use them as the bread to make a Club Sandwich.

3) NachoPotPie


~ A Couple bags of Nacho Cheese Doritos
~ Taco Seasoning
~ RoTel Tomatoes with Chiles
~ Sour Cream
~ Canned Chili with Beans
~ Butter
~ Black Olives
~ Jalapenos
~ Shredded Mexican Cheese
~ Chili con Queso
~ Enchilada Tortillas

Crush the Doritos and pulse in a food processor with some cheddar cheese, until it's crumbs. Mix the crumbs with melted butter, and press into a pie pan. Blind bake, until it holds together.

Line the bottom of the crust with shredded cheddar cheese, and then a layer of tortillas. Boil and reduce the chili until it's a paste-like consistency, and then smear that over the tortillas. Top that with the (drained) rotel tomatoes, olives and jalapenos.

Pour Chili con queso over the tomatoes. Mix the sour cream with the taco seasoning. Cover tomatoes with a tortilla, and smear the tortilla with the spicy sour cream and shredded cheese.

Bake until bubbling.

Serve with Guacamole and salsa.

More to come...